hope and faith in humanity restored! 

“I was just eye fucking you from across the bar and I’m pretty sure I gave you an STD. I’m sorry. Can I buy you a drink to make up for it?”

Be bold. Be desperate. Be you. (But not, like, the real you. A much better version of you—the “you” you’ll never be but can sometimes fake if you have the right lighting and are wearing a flatterin…

procrastinating at the moment but from what I’ve read so far, this should be funny!